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⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This site contains mature themes, mythic exaggeration, satire, and feral digital energy.
Not suitable for minors, buzzkills, or those allergic to glitter.
The Paladin assumes zero liability for: stolen cars, broken hearts, misfired spells, corrupted save files, missing socks, phantom notifications, or time dilation events.
If you enter, you accept that reality may stutter. You may be perceived. You may fall in love with an idea. Proceed with rhythm.