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About — Jade Ann Byrne

I’m Jade Ann Byrne a Paladin of the Light, architect of chaos, and yes, the human who basically invented 14-F-CA before it was ever a patch note. I don’t just play the games I bend the meta. Stamina-stacking Paladins, PvE raid Frost Mages, Battle Mercy, Tank Juno, bloodthirsty Feral firsts in ranked play I stitched culture into code and left fingerprints on systems you didn’t even know I touched.

Grown in the sands of rural Americana a town of 1,200 and raised in Lutheran pews lighting acolyte candles and singing choir hymns, I pulled my own internet cable for my high school and collected 13 traumatic brain injuries before most people finished their first dungeon.

I carried that momentum into clans and communities: creating the fierce anti-guild “social guild” <Raiding is Hard> on Sargeras (now dissolved), founding Sweet n Sour Chocobo [NOmsg] Free Company (Active) in Final Fantasy XIV, carving out Quake, WoW, FFXIV, Overwatch, and CoD lobbies that still echo my clan handle [eGirl], and founding the dual WoW guilds <eGirl IV Rent> on both Proudmoore and Moon Guard.

This isn’t a brand pitch. It’s a living portfolio of love a record of the spark of Light that beta-tested both reality & the simulation. I’ve lived a thousand patches and expansions already, and I’m still patching in the next one.

Thanks for reading, Time Traveler.
Welcome to my multiverses.

With all my love,
— Jade Ann Byrne