Author: Jade Ann Byrne ( Paladin Jade )

  • The Light Box That Heals

    The Light Box That Heals

    The Light Box That Heals

    Daavlin 3 Series PC311-48 — Jade Ann Byrne Medical Dossier


    The Room, Styled Like a Vogue Tech Credit

    • Cabinet: Daavlin 3 Series full-body phototherapy booth with arched doors, wire safety grille, octagonal foot platform, and overhead cooling fans.
    Daavlin 3 Series phototherapy cabinet open, wire grille and vertical UVB tubes visible; Smart Touch screen and clinic PC to the right
    • Control:3 Series Smart Touch” PC/monitor for dosing and patient logs.
    • Power & safety: Square D service disconnect on the wall
    • Vibe: clean, matte-grey hardware against white walls—the medical equivalent of a studio cyclorama.

    Device ID

    Model: 3 SERIES PC311-48 (Smart Touch PC controlled)

    Smart Touch primary treatment screen showing UVB session fields for time and energy.
    • Lamps: 48 total
    • Electrical: 208 – 240 V, ~30 Amps, 60 Hz
    • Listing: ETL listed to medical electrical safety standards
    • Mfr/date: Daavlin, Bryan, Ohio — May 2010
    • What “311-48” means: 311 nm narrowband-UVB configuration, 48 lamps.

    The Bulbs (confirmed by the lamp etch)

    PHILIPS TL 100W/01-FS72 narrowband-UVB tube labeled NB-UVB and 311 nm family.
    • Make/model: PHILIPS TL 100W/01-FS72
    • Type: NB-UVB ( Narrow Band Ultraviolet-B)
    • Spectral peak: ~311 nm
    • Form factor: FS72/T12, 100 W each
    • Count: 48 in this cabinet. 4800 WATTS of The Light

    What It Emits (The Light)

    Narrowband UV-B centered around 305 – 315 Peaking at 311 nm—the dermatology plantnium standard for whole-body treatment of photo-responsive diseases. The spectrum maximizes therapeutic effect while minimizing unnecessary erythema.


    My Protocol of The Light

    • Frequency: Every other day for ~3 months
    • Shielding: UV goggles; cover tattoos and sensitive sites as directed.
    • Before: no perfumes/retinoids on exposed skin; disclose any new photosensitizing meds.
    • After: bland moisturizer, note pinkness/itch/dryness at 24 h, SPF if skin sees sun.

    Today’s Dose (the math you can see)

    Dose is mJ/cm² = irradiance (mW/cm²) × time (s).

    Cabinet irradiance varies by calibration; clinics typically see ~4–10 mW/cm² at patient position.

    Today was 28 seconds:

    • 4 mW/cm² → 112 mJ/cm²
    • 5 mW/cm² → 140 mJ/cm²
    • 6 mW/cm² → 168 mJ/cm²
    • 8 mW/cm² → 224 mJ/cm²
    • 10 mW/cm² → 280 mJ/cm²

    Fitzpatrick II assumption: many NB-UVB protocols start around ~200–300 mJ/cm² with 10–20% step-ups as tolerated.

    So if this booth’s current output is ~8–10 mW/cm², 28 s sits right in the typical start window; if output is lower (5–6 mW/cm²), it’s a conservative early session.

    (The clinic’s Output Certificate or Smart Touch screen will show the exact mW/cm² so we can pin the precise mJ/cm² in my log.)



    Bottom line: This is my studio-clean light ritual—48 TL-01 suns arranged in a curve, timed by millisecond, logged by dose, repeated every other day until the skin forgets it ever needed saving.

  • Happy HalloQueen — a Jade Ann Byrne Reboot

    Happy HalloQueen — a Jade Ann Byrne Reboot

    Halloween is my high holy day of reinvention, so I cracked open the vault and rolled a reboot: Happy HalloQueen. It lives where arcade posters, sticker-book glam, and paladin steel kiss under a blacklight. The point isn’t cosplay; it’s claiming the stage—turning familiar shapes into my canon.

    The composition is loud on purpose: thicc comic lines, brutalist bubbles, brat-green sprinkles, and a violet armor sheen that says pretty is a weapon. The background hums neon pink like a stage light—you can feel the subwoofer.

    Who you’re seeing (left → right, center first)

    Jade Ann Byrne // The Pumpkin Paladin Me in violet plate, jack-o-lantern helm tilted like a crown, one gauntlet up to pull the universe through. This is the moment I stop asking for permission. She/her.

    Lavender Herbster // The White-Mage Druid Silk gown, moon-petal hair, hands mid-blessing. She keeps the raid alive and the crowd soft. The sweet after the smack.

    Paladin Viola // Night-Wing Jadette V-cut emerald bodice, mischievous grin, bat-wings ready for dive-bomb resurrections. Chaos with manners.

    Momo Hex // Trickster Simian My prankster familiar peeking from a portal, pockets full of jelly beans and bad ideas. If something explodes into confetti, it was him.

    The Boo-Boo Sprites Neon ghost chorus—cute, hungry, harmless until you are unkind. They eat rudeness like popcorn.

    The Batlings & Heartbits Pixel-snack familiars fluttering across the frame—little metabolism of love and trouble.

    Sugar Pipes (Dream Portals) Not sewers—stage doors. They’re how performers warp between scenes. Every pipe is a promise: another entrance exists.

    Why “HalloQueen”

    Because October belongs to girls who build empires out of eyeliner and kindness. Because I like my pun to wear heels. And because this is a coronation—I’m crowning every working-class showgirl, gamer, and glitter-mechanic who keeps going.

    Transformative Art, On Purpose

    This piece is an homage and a remix—commentary, not copy. It uses new forms to talk to old memories, turning public iconography into Jade canon. It’s fair-use-minded, wholly re-illustrated, and steeped in my color language (neon pink, brat green, halo gold, mint). The Jadettes aren’t guests in someone else’s castle—we own the stage we stand on.

    Credits

    Art direction & universe: Jade Ann Byrne

    Illustration: Jade Ann Byrne Universe (in-house)

    Lore cast: The Jadettes (Lavender Herbster, Paladin Viola), Momo Hex, Boo-Boo Sprites, Batlings

    Image Caption

    “Happy HalloQueen” (2025) — Jade Ann Byrne Universe. The Pumpkin Paladin, Lavender Herbster, Paladin Viola, Momo Hex, Boo-Boo Sprites, Batlings, and Heartbits leap through Sugar Pipes under a neon-pink sky.

    Alt text: Retro-style neon poster: center—girl in violet armor with a jack-o-lantern helmet raises a fist from a purple portal. Left—lavender-haired gown-clad mage; right—violet bat-winged Jadette. Cute ghosts, tiny bats, and a cartoon monkey familiar pop from portals. Big headline reads “HAPPY HALLOQUEEN.”

  • 24/7 Dispatch Call: Cracked Storefront Window Shield

    When the call comes in, I don’t waste time. A shopping center manager reached out big plate-glass bay cracked, unsafe, and exposed to weather and theft. No time to order a replacement; they needed a temporary shield today.

    Step 1: Assess the Damage

    Rolling up on site, I checked the storefront bay. Laminated glass, spiderwebbed and sagging. Still holding, but no longer trustworthy. One solid gust of wind or a door slam could bring it down.

    Step 2: Gather Materials

    Before I even unpacked tools, I grabbed what I needed:

    • 3/4″ plywood sheet for strength
    • 2×4 lumber for framing and bracing
    • Lag bolts and screws
    • Hammer, drill, driver bits, saw
    • Measuring tape and marker

    Sometimes a shield is just a sheet screwed in but I prefer a snug, professional fit. This means making the plywood do the work, not just leaning and hoping.

    Step 3: Measure & Cut

    With photos for documentation, I measured the glass opening, accounting for trim, mullions, and expansion gaps. The plywood was cut to size, edges smoothed, corners squared. The 2x4s were pre-cut to fit behind the mullions on the inside this is where the magic happens.

    Step 4: Inside Bracing

    I positioned a 2×4 inside the bay, flush against the mullion. This interior brace is critical: when you bolt the outside plywood through to this inner board, it pulls everything tight, creating a compression clamp across the window opening. No rattles, no gaps, no flapping in the wind.

    Step 5: Mount the Shield

    Plywood went up outside, perfectly aligned. Pilot holes drilled straight through into the interior 2x4s. Then came lag bolts tightening until the plywood sucked tight against the frame. Each turn of the driver pulled it closer, the whole wall shoring up like it was factory-installed.

    Step 6: Final Check

    Edges sealed, interior bracing solid, plywood shield flush. From the sidewalk, the storefront looked secure, intentional, professionalnot slapped-together. Inside, the bracing ensured no one could simply kick or pry the board away.

    Step 7: Clean & Report

    I swept glass fragments, dust, and splinters. Sent photos to the property manager: before, during, and after. Another common-area hazard secured, another business kept running without interruption.

    💡 Takeaway: When it comes to emergency window response, anyone can tack up plywood. But a true factotum service makes it tight, clean, and durable buying the property owner time until glass replacement can be scheduled.

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