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Booking Jade Ann Byrne: The Multiverse Companion Experience
Anywhere in the Milky Way Galaxy. For mortals, aliens, and avatars who know the difference.
Whether you’re after a flash of intimacy, a night of conversation, a cosplay duel, or an unforgettable cross-dimensional date—you’re in the right orbit.
🌌 Private GFE Companionship
$2,222/hour – 2-hour minimum
(minimum waived for QV packages)
A full-spectrum experience: warmth, affection, attention, laughter, sass, and that electric feeling of being truly seen by someone who has auctioned cattle, worked disaster relief, broken broncos, coded since Y2K, and raided with Quake legends.
- Hotel rooms, holo-suites, cabins, or relaxed multi-hour chaos
- Men, women, couples, guild leaders, and lost astronauts
- Emotional presence alongside cosmic sensual chemistry
🍷 Social Date — $777 Flat Rate
Public companionship only. No intimacy included.
- 3–6 hours of public time (dinners, esports finals, drag brunches, thrift raids)
- One-on-one attention, authentic conversation, magnetic presence
- No intimacy. Just connection + Jade commentary
✈️ Fly Me to You (FMTY)
Not in the Milky Way Galaxy? Bring me to you.
First-class airfare, lodging, and a 150% deposit are required.
🌙 Overnights & Extended Dates
Want to spend the night—or the entire weekend—with me?
Extended packages prioritized for returning clients and verified friends.
🎤 Tour Requests
Want me in your city or dimension? Send in requests. If enough people request the same place, I’ll appear—like Comic Con but with better eyeliner.
📜 Signature Packages
- QV Quick Visit (30 min–1 hr) — $1,111 (minimum waived for QV only)
- Dinner Date [4 + 2] – 6 hours — $8,888
- FMTY “Weekender” – 73 hours — $16,666
- Full Day — 8 hours — $12,222
- 24-Hour Cosmic Date — $20,222
- Platonic Social Fun Date – 5 hours — $777
🛡️ Screening & Expectations
Screening is required for all bookings.
Your discretion is as important as mine. Polite, respectful, and complete inquiries only.
Explicit acronyms, poor behavior, or weak memes will be ignored.
📬 Booking Jade Ann Byrne
Please include in your inquiry:
- Your name (or gamer tag)
- Desired date, time, and location/galaxy
- Booking type (GFE, Social Date, QV, FMTY, etc.)
- Screening info (provider references, LinkedIn, Twitch badge, etc.)
Contact
Email: [email protected]
Text Only: 424-249-9846
Website: JadeAnnByrne.com