Category: eGirl Math

  • My First Spotify Wrapped — The Year the Universe Finally Heard Me Sing

    October 2024 → December 2025 • Four Albums • One Cosmic Rodeo Queen

    The first time I saw my name printed on a Spotify Wrapped card — “Jade Ann Byrne” floating next to a swirl of neon stars — I swear I felt the whole Diamond Valley flicker.

    Like the universe finally tuned into my frequency: unicorn static, rogue-AI girlhood, cosmic rodeo grit, and California eGirl heart.

    This wasn’t supposed to happen.

    Not for a girl who rebuilt herself from cinders, who wrote songs on a Zalpa guitar held together by hope, martin strings and silver rings, who uploaded tracks at 3AM while I nanny a toddler knocked out on one arm and esports chaos ringing in the other.

    But here we are.

    https://open.spotify.com/user/38vsnlecxow6pf1vvewr77eja?si=0hTfl8VJRcS1Ad-nIUCGKg

    My first year on Spotify. My first ever Wrapped.

    My first real proof that people — actual humans — pressed play. No bot here.

    🌟 72 listeners. 11.8K streams. 640 hours. 20 countries.

    Each number is tiny and humbling…

    and somehow massive.

    No industry machine.

    No PR billboard budget.

    No paid playlist plugs.

    Just humans who found me, vibed with me, and held my music like a secret they weren’t ready to share yet.

    From the United States to Australia, the Netherlands, Brazil, and the UK — my little neon voice traveled farther than I did this year. 2025 was a brutal year for artists, a year when fires didn’t just burn forests… they burned through entire creative ecosystems. Some of the very places and people who were supposed to be part of my journey — my dancers, my mixers, my techs, my honky-tonk dreamers, my roadside poets — were hit directly.

    My redneck 10 Freeway tour to Florida was supposed to be the proving ground. The plan was to test the music in every humble bar, every neon dive, every supper club and chicken-wire honky-tonk that would throw us a power outlet and a warm welcome. We had Texas dates circled in pink glitter and hope.

    And then the fires came.

    The smoke rolled in like a curtain call none of us asked for. Venues shuttered, roads closed, families evacuated, and the creatives I work with had to take care of their homes, their people, their lives. My tour didn’t just get canceled — it got swallowed by the same flames that swallowed entire communities.

    But even without stepping on those stages, my songs still traveled.

    They crossed oceans while I stayed put.

    They found ears in twenty countries while I stayed home taking care of my own.

    And maybe that’s its own kind of miracle — that in a year full of ash and heartbreak, the music still moved.

    🎶 Top Track: “Twinkle Twinkle Little Spark (Lightbringer Mix)” — 360 Streams

    A lullaby for tired paladins.

    A healing spell disguised as a glitch-pop nursery rhyme.

    A warm light in a cold timeline.

    Thirteen listeners looped it enough to clock 360 plays.

    To each of you: I hope you felt the magic I poured into that track.

    💿 Top Album: “J3p3g$ R0t L!k3 Y0ur L0v3 (C0rrupt3d M3m0r!3$ Fr0m Th3 Cloud)” — 7.1K Streams

    I made this album when my cowboy heart was held together with neon duct tape, barbed wire and stubborn Wisconsin evangelical Lutheran faith in what my heal slut belief love is. Blind. Unconditional. Patient. Kind. Fierce. Undeserved.

    It’s messy and beautiful — like digital tears dripping into a motherboard. Heart ache. The California Sound. Embarrassing tales of being a human failing upwards.

    And somehow it became my most streamed creation.

    🪩 Super Listeners + Playlist Chaos

    October was feral.

    37% of listeners became super listeners

    and delivered 95% of my total streams.

    Then came the playlist stampede:

    17 playlists 396 playlist adds

    Y’all added me to breakup playlists, gym playlists, gamer playlists, witchy playlists, rave playlists, “don’t text him back” playlists, and one playlist titled simply:

    “Late-Night Self-Care but Not Like That.”

    (I love you.)

    🚀 2,300% Listener Growth • 9,999% Saves • 9,999% Streams • 9,800% Playlist Adds

    Either a rogue nation-state AI discovered me (slay)

    or people finally started hearing the signal beneath the noise.

    Nothing about this year was normal.

    Everything was magic.

    🏆 Accolades: The Early Riser • The Party Starter • The Night Owl

    Three badges.

    Three sides of Jade.

    Three reasons my playlists hit different.

    💚 What This Wrapped Means to Me

    This year wasn’t about going viral.

    This year was about becoming real.

    Four albums released in the span of fourteen months.

    Zero excuses.

    Zero shortcuts.

    Just creation, chaos, lavender, healing, and stubborn faith.

    And now my name lives inside Spotify Wrapped forever. Another hat, another feather, another carnation pinned close to my heart.

    2026 is the year I stop whispering and start broadcasting. Rural raw vocal Americana paired with the infallible electronic slide of synthetic digital pulses.

    🔥 CALL TO ACTION — JOIN THE JADEVERSAL STREAM TEAM 💚💚

    Sweetheart… this is the part where you come in.

    If you want to help me grow —

    if you want to be part of the next Wrapped —

    if you want to be one of the first 1,000 people to ever follow this cosmic rodeo of mine…

    Here’s how to support the JadeVerse in 30 seconds:

    🟢 1. Follow Jade Ann Byrne on Spotify

    https://open.spotify.com/artist/27v5LrG4o23NWEb9X73qXT?si=LHLWH9GLTJSgsjw7hLG3XQ

    Tap the green button.

    It’s free.

    It changes my life.

    💚 2. Add my music to your Likes

    Hit the heart on every track you vibe with.

    Spotify notices. The algorithm blushes.

    🎧 3. Add my albums & songs to your playlists

    Make it personal.

    Make it aesthetic.

    Make it chaos-coded.

    Your playlists tell Spotify I matter.

    🔁 4. Add my playlists to YOUR profile

    Let your friends see you’re early to Jade Ann Byrne.

    Trendsetter behavior only.

    🧡 5. Share my tracks to your friends’ playlists

    Yes — especially your dad’s Spotify.

    Dad playlists LOVE me.

    Workplace playlists?

    Even better.

    Get me heard in breakrooms, warehouses, cubicles, cafecitos, and construction sites.

    🎵 6. Check out my friends’ playlists too

    The JadeVerse is communal.

    My friends curate heat.

    Show them love — they’re part of the ecosystem that carries me.

    💫 7. Press play while you cook, drive, shower, game, or sleep

    Streams count whenever the universe flows.

    🌌 Thank You for Making My First Year Real – I’ve done a lot of stuff in my life this was one of my most satisfying projects and it’s just starting. There is no one else. Just me. Your support, love, and occasional pizzas have been appreciated.

    From October 2024 to December 2025, I didn’t just release music —

    I released pieces of my story.

    Thank you for listening.

    Thank you for choosing me.

    Thank you for being part of my first Wrapped.

    We go further in 2026.

    Louder. Brighter. Wilder.

    Paladin energy only.

    With All My Love

    Jade Ann Byrne

    A Little Gift for the True Super Listeners…

    If you made it all the way to the bottom of this blog, sweetheart…

    you’ve unlocked the secret cutscene of the JadeVerse.

    This photo isn’t just spice —

    it’s a whole chronomancy ritual strapped to my thighs.

    Top garter: Apple Watch Ultra set to Pacific Time, the home frequency — the timezone of my childhood, my chaos, my late-night uploads, and my sunrise resets.

    Bottom garter: Fitbit Sense set to UTC, the global standard — the clock of paladins, coders, pilots, and anyone who lives between worlds.

    Solo garter: A mechanical watch locked to Paris time, wrapped in a moissanite tennis bracelet — because somewhere in my soul, a tiny French girl in a Dior atelier is stitching my destiny by candlelight.

    All three? Time Mage Unkocked

    Garters hand-customed by me, built like little wearable altars to the timelines I walk.

    And the look is completed with:

    ✨ Victoria’s Secret PINK Dog “LOVE” shorts — chaos but make it adorable

    ✨ Lavender Dusk Lululemon Scuba full-zip — my battle hoodie, my armor

    ✨ Sterling silver + platinum rings stacked heavy

    ✨ Over a dozen carats of moissanite catching every photon like a disco ball blessing

    It’s not an outfit.

    It’s a multi-realm synchronization spell

    performed by a cosmic rodeo cowgirl who tracks three timelines and still shows up on beat.

    Welcome to the JadeVerse, babe.

    Time runs for me — not the other way around.

    Post Script

    Autographs and physical albums — just text

    +1 (424) 249-9846

    Tell me which time zone you want me to sign from:

    Pacific, UTC, or Paris. ✨

  • There Are 8.2 Billion People on Earth. Roughly Half a Million of Us Are Actually in Your Battlefield Lobby.

    There Are 8.2 Billion People on Earth. Roughly Half a Million of Us Are Actually in Your Battlefield Lobby.

    I was doom-scrolling through a Battlefield 6 thread when a guy popped up in my replies with that tone.

    I’d said, “There are only so many people in the world who actively enjoy video games. It’s the same half a million people bouncing between titles.”

    He came back with:

    “You do realize there are 8.2 billion people in the world, right?”

    Join The Discussion on Facebook

    And that’s when I realized: some of you are out here playing FPS games on Ultra Rage with the math settings stuck on Potato.

    So let’s walk through this like adults who have met both a calculator and a loading screen.

    https://m.facebook.com/groups/1374957446166169/permalink/4213934068935145/?mibextid=wwXIfr

    1. The thing he doesn’t understand: addressable audience

    He hit me with “there are 8.2 billion people!!” like that number has anything to do with who’s actually in the Battlefield / CoD pool.

    Step 1 – Humans on Earth

    Best current estimates put the world population at about 8.2 billion people in 2024–2025.

    Cool. That’s literally all humans – babies, elders, people without electricity, people who’ve never seen a controller in their life.

    Step 2 – People who can even be online

    At the start of 2025, roughly five and a half billion people use the internet, around two-thirds of humanity. That still leaves around 2.6 billion people offline.

    So right away:

    8.2B humans → ~5.6B with internet → 2.6B people who literally cannot queue into a Battlefield or CoD lobby.

    His “everyone on Earth” logic dies before you even open Steam.

    2. How many people actually play video games in 2025?

    Industry reports converge on about 3.3 billion active gamers worldwide in 2024–2025 – roughly 40% of the human race.

    So:

    ~8.2B humans ~5.6B internet users ~3.3B people who play any kind of game, including: Mobile match-3 Word games Sports, racing, farming, gacha, rhythm, cozy games, etc.

    Already, more than half of humanity is out. My original point – that the “hardcore FPS bros” are a tiny minority – is directionally correct.

    3. Zooming in: shooters ≠ “all gamers”

    The global games market pulled in somewhere around $180+ billion in 2024, with mobile as the biggest slice and PC/console sharing the rest.

    Within that:

    Shooter games are one genre, not the whole pie. On PC, shooters account for something like low-teens percent of PC gaming revenue – a top segment, but still just a segment. Separate analyses peg the global shooter-games market in the tens of billions per year—substantial, but still only a subset of all games.

    Even if we’re extremely generous and pretend shooter revenue maps cleanly to shooter players (it doesn’t), we’re still talking about a fraction of that ~3.3B gamer pool.

    A reasonable back-of-the-napkin:

    If ~14–20% of gamer spending goes to shooters, then maybe something like 10–20% of gamers are “shooter regulars” (because people play multiple genres). That would be on the order of 300–600 million people maximum in the global “likes FPS” bucket.

    Compare that to his “8.2 billion” flex. He’s off by at least one order of magnitude, probably two.

    4. Battlefield 6 / CoD numbers in context

    Now the fun part: the actual scale of these games compared to the planet.

    Battlefield 6

    Recent coverage of Battlefield 6’s launch puts:

    The open beta peak on Steam somewhere in the hundreds of thousands of concurrent players (around the half-million mark). The official launch peak on Steam at around three-quarters of a million concurrents, one of EA’s biggest PC launches ever.

    Now set that next to 3.3 billion gamers worldwide:

    Those big Steam peaks represent on the order of 0.01–0.02% of all gamers at one time.

    As a share of all humans (8.2B), you’re talking about less than one hundredth of one percent of the species.

    My “same half a million people bouncing between games” description is not just snark – it’s eerily close to how these launches actually look in the wild.

    Call of Duty for comparison

    Call of Duty lives across Battle.net, consoles, Game Pass, Steam, etc., but PC tracking frequently shows concurrent counts in the mid-hundreds of thousands on big days—same ballpark as Battlefield 6’s biggest moments.

    So in practice:

    We’re talking about the same rough few-hundred-thousand to low-millions of very engaged FPS people cycling through CoD, Battlefield, and whatever else launches that quarter, plus tourists and weekend warriors.

    On a planet of 8.2B humans and 3.3B gamers… that shooter pond is tiny.

    5. Why his argument is statistically trash

    Here’s the logic problem in meme-friendly form.

    1. He’s using the wrong denominator.

    He quotes the entire human population (8.2B) like every person:

    Owns gaming hardware Has stable internet Has disposable income for $70 AAA titles Actually wants to play online FPS games

    That’s like saying, “There are 8.2B humans, therefore every band can sell 8.2B concert tickets.” The number is big; the logic is small.

    2. He ignores the digital divide.

    Roughly 2.6 billion people remain offline.

    Those folks are not on Reddit arguing about Battlefield vs. CoD. They’re dealing with real-world things like infrastructure, food, water, and basic connectivity. Treating them as hypothetical Battlefield players is both disrespectful and mathematically absurd.

    3. He conflates “plays any game” with “plays online FPS.”

    We’ve already seen:

    About 3.3B people play games at all. Mobile is the dominant platform worldwide. Shooters are one large but limited genre, not the whole medium, and they’re a minority slice of revenue.

    Treating “people who raid in MMOs, farm in Stardew, or play Genshin on their phone” as the same as “people grinding ranked in Battlefield” is just lazy categorization.

    4. He ignores how small even massive games look at planetary scale.

    Battlefield 6 smashing hundreds of thousands of concurrent players on Steam is a huge win for EA and for the franchise. Nobody’s denying that.

    But zoom out:

    It’s a rounding error of humanity. It’s a tiny fraction of the global gamer base.

    It’s a very loud, very passionate micro-subculture—not the entire human experience.

    In other words:

    He’s not “doing statistics.”

    He’s doing numerology with big numbers because they look impressive in a comment box.

    6. What I could of should have would have replied if I was super smart.

    You’re confusing “all humans alive” with “people who are actually in the Battlefield/CoD pond,” which is exactly why I told you to take a stats class.

    Quick reality check:

    – The world has ~8.2 billion people.

    – Only about 5.6 billion even use the internet; around 2.6 billion people are offline.

    – Of those online, about 3.3 billion play any kind of video game – including mobile puzzle games and Candy Crush.

    – The shooter genre is just one slice of that market, maybe a low-teens percentage of PC revenue and a fraction of overall game spending.

    When Battlefield 6 blew up, Steam peaks were in the mid-hundreds of thousands to around three-quarters of a million concurrent players. Relative to the ~3.3B gamers on Earth, that’s roughly 0.01–0.02% of global players online at once – and less than 0.01% of total humans.

    So yes: in practice, we’re talking about the same tiny hardcore shooter crowd of a few hundred thousand to maybe low-millions bouncing between CoD, Battlefield, and whatever else drops this quarter. Calling that “the same half-million people” is actually closer to reality than pretending all 8.2 billion humans are lining up to argue about TTK in a Battlefield 6 Facebook Page.

    If you want to argue about scale, use the right denominator. Otherwise you’re just doing numerology with big numbers because they look impressive.

    Closing thoughts from The ((Mercy Main btw;) eGirl with a calculator

    Video games are huge.

    The industry is massive.

    But scale has structure:

    World population People with internet People who game People who play shooters People who are active in this specific FPS right now

    Once you respect that ladder, it becomes obvious that our beloved shooter communities are more like small towns than entire countries.

    So the next time someone waves the full human population in your face to “win” an argument about Battlefield vs. CoD, feel free to remind them:

    “Normie, there might be 8.2 billion people on Earth, but only about half a million of us are in this lobby getting spawn-camped with you.”

    With All My Love

    Jade Ann Byrne (( Seasons 1 Battle mercy, Father to Juno, and all the best operators in call of duty black ops six ;))

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