“Why I Just Bought 10 Pounds of M&M’s… and Why You Should Too.”
(A cosmic California eGirl sermon in chocolate by Jade Ann Byrne)
You know how every so often The Universe taps you on the shoulder and whispers,
“Hey Jade… you deserve a treat”?
Well last night?
The Universe didn’t whisper.
It yelled in a full-body octave:
BUY A TEN-POUND BAG OF PERSONALIZED M&M’s.
And as your resident Beverly Hills Paladin, diplomat of sweetness, and professional bringer of joy, I obeyed.
Because let’s be honest — sometimes you don’t want a snack.
Sometimes you want a statement.
A statement like:
“Yes, I DID just purchase 10 lbs of chocolate with my own name on it.
And yes, it WAS the best decision I’ve made since adopting lavender as a personality trait.”
🍫 The Deal That Broke My Willpower (and should break yours too)
Right now on M&Ms.com, the universe aligned:
⭐ Save $20 on a 10-lb bag
⭐ Choose up to 3 colors from 24 cosmic shades
⭐ Create up to FOUR custom designs or icons
—including a FREE photo print directly on the candy.
(Yes, babe, they will literally print your FACE on chocolate. This is peak human civilization.)
I went full Jade Ann Byrne:
Lavender Deep plum Milky white My cosmic silhouette My signature in script Sunglasses emoji Heart-eyes emoji
A whole candy multiverse… crystallized.
🌈 Perfect For:
My green rooms My BFFs Twitch drops Guild banks Hotel minibars Makeup kits Tour riders And you… absolutely you.
Because when you hand somebody a handful of personalized candy?
They suddenly understand your entire personality, aesthetic, and lore without you saying a word.
🍬 Grab Your 10-lb Cosmic Candy Bag Here (Affiliate Link):
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Your purchase directly supports: Jade Ann Byrne; my music my streams my writing my chaos my children my lavender ranch my whole sparkling universe…all through something delicious.
Become candy-coded.
Taste your destiny.
⭐ Now, a 5-Star Review for Bulk Candy Services as Jade Ann Byrne.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Perfect for Green Rooms, Gifting, and Cosmic Vibes!
As a full-time artist and touring California eGirl, I order custom 10-lb bags of M&M’s for my green rooms and backstage setups and let me tell you, these ALWAYS steal the show.
The colors are vibrant, the custom printing is crystal-clear (yes, my name and cosmic silhouette printed perfectly on every piece), and the flavor? Classic, perfect M&M’s every single time.
Production and shipping were fast, the customization tools were easy, and the bulk size is exactly what you need for events, parties, shows, or just spoiling your BFFs.
My staff and guests LOVE these
I’ve never seen candy vanish faster.
I’ll absolutely be reordering.
Highly recommend!
✔️ Yes, I would recommend this to a friend. Who doesn’t LOVE M&M’s?
Jade Ann Byrne
Southern California