Clinical Dossier — Jade Ann Byrne (Paladin Jade)
A living, public log of my labs, imaging, and wellness notes. This is documentation and art, not medical advice. I publish what I’m comfortable sharing so others can see the process—glam and grit included; a breathing performance log of a California eGirl in motion skin bright, spirits high, vitals curious. This dossier aggregates labs, wearables, training notes, and recovery rituals into one public ledger of self-study. It is art, transparency, and a touch of mythmaking; not medical advice.
Executive Summary (for humans)
Jade Ann Byrne maintains an ongoing, self-directed wellness archive combining standard laboratory results, daily metrics from consumer wearables, and qualitative notes on sleep, mood, exertion, and aesthetic variables (hair/skin/nail glow, camera-ready factors, and eGirl stamina).
The objective is not diagnosis or treatment; it’s creative documentation and trend-spotting: what seems to help, what clearly does not, and what looks fabulous on stage lights.
The Jade Ann Byrne Medical Highlights
Publishing cadence: labs when obtained; daily notes when life permits; memes as clinically indicated.
Routine labs: chemistry, CBC, lipid panel, hormones; STI panel historically non-reactive when tested.
Lifestyle stack: hydration, sunlight, stretching, gentle strength, studio dance, and mindful caffeine.
Wearables: heart rate, HRV, sleep durations, step counts, temperature deltas tracked for patterns, not perfection.
Same anatomic region as Image A, presented with post-processing (contrast boost / edge enhancement) to accentuate vertebral endplates, diaphragm contour, bowel gas outlines, and soft-tissue planes.
Wider crop includes more anterior chest wall and posterior soft tissues; subtle motion and processing artifacts are visible as horizontal lines.
Documentation & art only; not for diagnosis.
Single-frame digital X-ray showing the lumbar spine (L1–L5) in profile with visible intervertebral disc spaces, sacrum, and right iliac wing; anterior abdominal gas pattern projected over the spine.
The “R” side marker is visible near the inferior margin.
Field of view spans from the inferior ribs/diaphragm on the left of frame to the pelvis on the right.
Documentation & art only; not for diagnosis.
