Eat My Cake Records

🍰 Eat My Cake Records: The Origin Story

From the neon-lit fringes of Sarasota, Florida — a city of sticky palms, sweaty underground shows, and relentless creativity — Jade Ann Byrne began blending chaos with sound, gathering sonic fragments like treasure and forging her first cabal of collaborators, DJ Wet CupCake and The Jadettes.

As the music grew more intoxicating, she migrated to Austin, Texas, where warehouses, rooftops, and neon-lit alleys became laboratories of maximalist, hypnotic sound, turning fans into participants in a living sonic carnival.

Finally, Eat My Cake Records landed in California, merging Sarasota grit and Austin soul with the polish of the West Coast, evolving from underground myth to digital empire, broadcasting raw, cinematic, intimate, and explosive music, and becoming the hub of Artist Spotlights, Visual Storytelling, and Exclusive Content.

Jade Ann Byrne

🎤 Jade Ann Byrne — Paladin of all, frontwoman, label head, chaos queen

At the heart of Eat My Cake Records is Jade Ann Byrne, a force of nature who can wrangle cosmic rodeo energy, backroom karaoke grit, and LA neon chaos into one irresistible performance. As frontwoman and label head, she isn’t just singing songs — she’s building universes. A Paladin to all, Jade brings a fearless mix of rural American soul and West Coast glitter, standing as both protector and provocateur in the entertainment multiverse.

DJ Wet Cup Cake

🎧 DJ Wet CupCake wrong side of midnight FM radio persona, podcast host, vibe selector

When the clock strikes weird, DJ Wet CupCake takes over the airwaves. Equal parts late-night confessional, rave priestess, and chaos radio, Wet CupCake curates immersive sonic journeys that stretch from trap drops to honky-tonk heartbreak. Her podcast is a cult broadcast — intimate, irreverent, and glowing like a neon jukebox on the side of a desert highway.

…and feat The Jadettes

💃 The Jadettes — dance squad / esports team hybrid

The Jadettes are not just a crew — they’re a phenomenon. Equal parts dance squad and esports unit, they slay in sequins and in killstreaks. Born to body-roll and body-shot in the same breath, The Jadettes are the chaotic heart of Jade Ann Byrne’s multiverse, bridging choreography and competitive gaming with unapologetic flair. Whether they’re on stage, on stream, or in a digital battlefield, The Jadettes bring the same energy: unstoppable, untamed, unforgettabl