Jade Ann Byrne feat The Jadettes

eGirl4Rent • California • Milky Way → Andromeda

The band. + The squad. + The universe.
eSports + dance + original music powered by Eat My Cake Records.

Keep your hands and feet inside the eGirl at all times;
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Lost luggage is a narrative device.

Jade Ann Byrne feat The Jadettes is my cross-media machine: a recording band, a choreographed live unit, and a ranked eSports crew. We turn clan wars into music videos, arenas into stages, and stages into lore. California spirit, Midwest manners, Andromeda ambition.

Dance Pedigree

(from baby ballet to stage domination)

Jade Ann Byrne feat The Jadettes Dance Squad (& eSports Team 😉
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Born for the stage, trained for the grind.
Gymnastics foundations (floor, beam, tumble). Then a deep bench of dance:

Classics: Ballet (Cecchetti & Vaganova), Pointe, Variations, Pas de Deux
Jazz & Show: Studio Jazz, Fosse, Broadway, Commercial
Tap: Rhythm tap, Broadway tap, time steps, pullbacks, wings, paddles & rolls
Contemporary/Lyrical: Graham, Horton, Release, floorwork, contact-improv
Street/Club: Hip-hop, House, Waacking, Locking, Popping, Krump, Vogue, Heels
Latin/Ballroom: Salsa, Bachata, Merengue, Cha-Cha, Rumba, Tango, Waltz, Quickstep, Jive
Folk & Social: Irish step, Scottish Highland basics, Clogging, Contra, Square, Line
World & Flamenco: Palmas, footwork, skirtwork (we said Flamenco, not flamingo—though we do pink)
K/J-Pop Formation: mirrored units, camera-first blocking
Cheer/Pom: sideline calls, game-day sets, kicklines

This library fuels music-video grade energy for my songs and collaborations across California, the USA, the globe, the Milky Way, and parts of Andromeda.

Lead / Guitar / Creative: Jade Ann Byrne
The Jadettes: rotating vocals · dance · instruments
Production: Eat My Cake Records (LA) + ⟨PRODUCERS⟩
Distribution: CD Baby
Visuals: Jade Ann Byrne Universe

Collect

Like flowers that bloom in unexpected places, every story unfolds with beauty and resilience

Assemble

Like flowers that bloom in unexpected places, every story unfolds with beauty and resilience

Deliver

Like flowers that bloom in unexpected places, every story unfolds with beauty and resilience

What people are saying

“Superb product and customer service!”

Jo Mulligan
_{Atlanta, GA}

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Music (Eat My Cake Records)

Genres: Space Country Trap • Pop • Alt-R&B • Scorewave • EDM-adjacent
Featured singles: Cosmic Rodeo Queen, Digital Mirage, Club Ghost (Side A/B), Fire Engine, Church / Hymns of the Light
Band credits:

Lead / Guitar / Creative Direction — Jade Ann Byrne
The Jadettes — rotating vocalists, dancers, hype, instruments
Production — Eat My Cake Records (LA), select outside producers
Distribution — CD Baby
Visuals — Jade Ann Byrne Universe art direction

Listen: Spotify • Apple Music • YouTube • SoundCloud (link out from your buttons)

Pricing

Cancel or pause anytime.

eSports & Games (ranked play, show energy)

Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 — main: JadeAnnByrne, alt: PaladinViola (Silver II chaos queen).
Style: CQC executions, pink-chrome loadouts, unicorn warfare.
Also: Call of Duty: Mobile for mobile-only chaos loops.

Final Fantasy XIV — FC: Sweet n Sour Chocobo (NOmsg) on Midgardsormr (Aether). Persona: Lavender Herbster <(Paladin/White Mage heartbeat). Traditions: Bardfest, mentorship, “Make the skies safe for kindness.”

World of Warcraft — Moon Guard Alliance RP, Proudmoore sister guild. World PvP, BGs, raids, deep RP. eGirl snow-bunny of Ranked Play.

Overwatch — tender-savage support mains, Mercy duets from another dimension. Shorts with guitar-strum beds, high-saturation edits.

Jade Ann Byrne feat The Jadettes