Jade Ann Byrne Presents: Unicorn Juice — Investor Sizzle Reel (SoCal → Global)

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Jade Ann Byrne Presents: Unicorn Juice — Investor Sizzle Reel (SoCal → Global)

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Two flavors, two markets, one creator engine. Watch the vertical + horizontal cuts, then see how we place Unicorn Juice in c-stores, fairs, cons, bodegas, truck stops, and adult boutiques—turnkey and scalable.

Crack • Sip • Sparkle — Built in Southern California

Unicorn Juice is a creator-born beverage brand designed for high-traffic placements and short-form media. Two launch flavors anchor two lanes of content:

Crisp Berry Blend — tastes like “Midnight Neon” ⚡ (16:9 horizontal, animated-inspired)
Pastel Fruit Fusion — tastes like “Pure Magic” ✨ (vertical, live action)

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Pastel Fruit Fusion — “Pure Magic” (Vertical)

Crisp Berry Blend — “Midnight Neon” (Horizontal)

NEW: French Lavender (Provence Bloom) — tastes like moonlit Provence ✨💜 (portrait content + lifestyle stills)
Calm-focus florals with a bright citrus snap. The vibe is serene, the energy is real.

Turnkey Placement Plan (SoCal → Multi-region)

C-Stores & Truck Stops: 16oz single cans; eye-level or energy door. Clip-strips for impulse, QR for “first sip” reactions.
Bodegas: Counter mini-fridge + shelf wobblers; bundle with snacks; creator shoutouts per location.
County Fairs & Conventions: Pop-up sampling carts, neon booth kit, wireless mic hype, tap-to-follow links.
Adult Boutiques: After-hours counter displays with discreet pink neon; bundle as a “late-night kit.”

Product & Formulation Notes

Sweetener: erythritol-forward, clean finish.
Energy system: high B-complex.
Format: 16oz standard
Origin & MFG: Southern California; private-label capable partners in Corona, CA.

Why This Works (Pitch Sizzle)

SoCal Provenance: Authentic creator culture with real community traffic.

Media Engine Built-In: Native vertical + horizontal content drives measurable footfall and DTC velocity.

Modular IP: Flavors map to personas & moments (⚡ Midnight Neon / ✨ Pure Magic) for seasonal spins.

Placement Versatility: One brand voice, many cash registers—from c-stores to cons to adult retail.

Deal Terms — “You buy dollars for fifty cents.”

Turnkey investment structure for inventory + activation capital with performance-gated milestones, revenue share, and secured collateral on finished goods. Wholesale commitments convert to preferred pricing tiers and territory options.