SeaShell Motel Coastal Inn & Suites
by Jade Ann Byrne — California Charm with a Paladin’s Touch
White-Glove, White-Shirt, White-Dickies Hospitality
We took the roughest parts of roadside motels and polished them with California maximalism. Think Dior pop-up energy, influencer crashpad, spa escape, and collab HQ rolled into one. Every stay feels like a green room, a dressing room, and a backstage pass to your dream tour — because it is.
Food & Beverage
Think of us as your personal rider crew. No hidden fees, no silly markups — just love, service, and snacks at cost. Your suite is your green room, and we keep it stocked like you’re headlining Coachella.
- We pre-stock your room with the snacks, drinks, and comfort items you request — always at wholesale cost
- Complimentary concierge fetch service: from fast food runs to fine dining pickups, we bring it to your door in Cambro hot boxes
- Curated mini-fridges: Mexican Coca-Cola, kombucha, matcha lattes, cold brew, sparkling water, craft sodas
- Full restaurant menus on call — you order, we fetch, you pay only the menu price
- California collabs: local vineyards, cold-brew roasters, small-batch snacks
- Room stocked like a backstage rider: energy drinks, fruit trays, charcuterie, or Hot Cheetos & Reese’s — whatever fuels your content
Guest Experience & Concierge
- Personalized amenity file — we remember your soap, scent, and soda
- Signature scent options: Creve, Le Labo, Lavender Ranch
- 95 CRI+ studio lighting in every room for flawless filming
- High-fiber hospitality: 10GB symmetrical fiber internet in every suite
- Complimentary loaner tech: Xbox Series X, PS5, Nintendo Switch
- Green room–style dressing space with steamer & ring lights
- Adult-friendly & sex-worker–friendly services, handled respectfully
Wellness & Spa Touches
- On-call massage, esthetician, and recovery treatments
- Aromatherapy diffusers stocked with California-sourced oils
- Organic cotton robes and bamboo fiber towels
- Sound bath playlists curated by Jade Ann Byrne herself
Discounts We Proudly Offer
- Hospitality & Service Workers
- Sex Workers & Adult Entertainers
- Influencers, Streamers & Creators
- Military, EMT, Fire & Rescue
- Teachers, Social Workers, & First Responders
- California Residents
Brands We Trust & Use
- Clorox, Tide, Dawn — clean, disinfected, always
- Maglite — California-born, never left in the dark
- Lavender Ranch — local aromatics for rooms & spa
- Sweet n Sour Chocobo — nerd-core collab energy
- American-made linens, reclaimed wood, Pine-Sol shine
- Sherwin-Williams paints — our white walls glow like galleries
